Great Last-Minute Gift Idea

Stace and the kids have all noticed a quirk of mine. While I am generally a kind, caring and patient man at home, once in the car I. . . change a little. While I don't drive aggressively anymore, I have no problem with yelling, gesturing and generally expressing my displeasure with the lousy driving habits of those around me. I've finally located the perfect last-minute gift for someone like myself. I found it while looking around on RottenCotton.com, and realized that it's just perfect.

Check out Road Rage Cards! With these and a good paintball gun, I could finally make a difference in the world.

Decorations for all, from all

They may not be the most beautiful people ever created. They may not have social skills and may lack the physical strength to actually lift things. They're certainly not rough-and-tumble enough to actually chop down a Christmas tree. Despite all of that, a neglected portion of our population has finally found a way to contribute to Christmas celebrations everywhere!

Christmas Dialogue

Rusty: So Pete, what did you get your wife for Christmas?
Pete: Nothing. My wife is from Thailand, and they don't give gifts like that.
Tina: No Gift? You're just a Grinch, that's what you are.
Pete: No, I'm going to spend Christmas Eve laying by the fire with my wife. What's more romantic than that?
Chris: Pete, I think you're just a cheap bastard, and you searched the world over for a culture that didn't require you to spend money, and capitalized on it.
Tina: Yeah, I think Chris nailed it there.