Christmas Dialogue

Rusty: So Pete, what did you get your wife for Christmas?
Pete: Nothing. My wife is from Thailand, and they don't give gifts like that.
Tina: No Gift? You're just a Grinch, that's what you are.
Pete: No, I'm going to spend Christmas Eve laying by the fire with my wife. What's more romantic than that?
Chris: Pete, I think you're just a cheap bastard, and you searched the world over for a culture that didn't require you to spend money, and capitalized on it.
Tina: Yeah, I think Chris nailed it there.