Fear of Flying

Conversation overheard between two gate agents, Delta gate B-21

1>We need more wheelchairs.

2>No, I just had two brought up.

1>We need seven.

2>Seven?! I thought we only needed two.

1>We did. Now, we need seven more.

2>What is it, from Fort Myers?

1>No. . . .

2>Was it Richard flying? I’d understand if it were Richard flying.

1>No, it wasn’t Richard. It’s coming from Miami.

2>Either one, same result.

Ummmmmm, yeah.