July 01, 2004

Kung-Fu Melissa

Melissa encountered a Tae Kwon Do sparring partner that was a bit too aggressive last night. The girl she was paired up with for "light contact" sparring was coming at her full-bore, to the point of spraining Mel's left arm. The sound of the impact was heard outside. Even after that, she kept on coming at Melissa.

The only way to stop this girl was to shut her down. So Melissa, the gentle mother of my child, promptly dislocated the girl's shoulder with a well-placed round kick. Good on yeh, Melisser!

(Mel is laying off the Tae Kwon Do for a week to let the arm heal. )

1 Comments:

At July 7, 2004 at 4:04 PM, Blogger Badpatty said...

Hoo-rah! Neither as stylish nor as potentially damaging as a vicious head butt, I find that I'm still proud as hell.

 

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